snack stadium

A fat girls twat filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she's on her period. Cheese is optional depending on the fat chick's hygiene.

Alec Baldwin and Dan Marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a Rosie O'Donnell 's snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.

by Zabbadizzat October 9, 2016

Scooby Snacks

"that good stuff"
Drugs....
DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS

"Hey man you wanna buy some scooby snacks on the down low.."
"yeah,yeah,yeah how much"

by oiedkvjsvghshpjshsfjhovgshpsjg October 19, 2017

sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022

butter snack

When you cum in a girls mouth during fellatio.

I wouldn't let my girlfriend kiss me after I gave her a butter snack.

by TreyIII December 29, 2013

Elbow Snacks

When a hair stylist rubs her female parts against your elbow while getting a haircut.

Man, I rested my arms perfectly on the chair while getting my hair cut...I got a lot of elbow snacks! I am sure she was doing it intentionally...she gave me a huge chubby!

by CCC, Inc. June 13, 2018

Bootlegged snacks

Off brand snacks

We where on the bus and i saw my friend eatin bootlegged snacks

by Sillyboi17 July 4, 2018

pocket snack

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.

Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.

by n8ryde April 1, 2011