Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”

by travellin2planker October 10, 2019

Poison for the pain

The act of watching romantic movies to get over a loved one or the pain of being alone.

"Damm im having a shitty week because of Her, well, little Poison for the pain and ill be ok"

by MursuTheMan April 2, 2012

ARP Poisoning

the act of sending false (malicious) ARP packets to a targets Default gateway on a LAN so that the attacker can change the pairings of MAC addresses in the MAC to IP address Table thus allowing the attacker to inspect packets as their going through the network.

can be used to cause DoS attacks by intercepting and not forwarding the ARP packet

ARP Poisoning is not fun to be caught in

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022

Poison

Speaking of this...

Hym "Speaking of poison... It looks like Christianity is on the decline and I have successfully poisoned the book demon... Great job me! I claim this victory in the name of me. I'd like to thank me and the other me's for being me and doing what I canst do the least... Which is: Always a good job and never a bad. (That's a reference to one of the greatest things ever... Do you recognize it with your feeble monkey brains? I doubt it.. You don't know any of the stuff I know... Cus your brains are dumb...) Alright. That is all. I'm going to go give myself a round of applause... With one hand... A one handed round of applause... Masterbate... I'm going to go masterbate..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss

Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.

by Qwerty The Queen February 22, 2021

Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021