clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

by snow4fun April 6, 2011

dead baby seal

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

by godofbc January 20, 2011

seal flubber kiss

A seal flubber kiss is like an eskimo kiss but when both people have a cold and runny noses

While eskimo kissing, the mucus from the runny noses of the two people mixes. Hmmm delicious and romantic seal flubber kisses

by nopouties September 16, 2010

our lips are sealed

the song used at the eisenhower variety show which had awsome fuckin ladies preform it-actually just the one in the green 80's shirt with the skirt is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad ass shit.

DUDE1:dude i loved our lips are sealed.
DUDE2:you mean the one with that girl who is in the green 80's shirt with the skirt and is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad as shit.

by judy's kid March 9, 2009

Seal Team Six

While banging a girl from behind, you whisper her name until she turns her head towards you, and then you pull out and blast her twice in the face. For dramatic effect, you might even yell "Geronimo" afterwards.

Kyle's high school crush played hard to get for nearly 10 years, but he finally Seal Team Sixed her last weekend.

by frankfantasia September 5, 2014

Seal Team 69

69% of a Smirnoff Ice Bottle, then add Coors Light.

I can’t wait to get back to the Lodge and drink a Seal Team 69!

by Auggie ST69 December 24, 2019

seal team 666

A satanic special forces that combat the military assets of earthlings. The team is composed of seal team 6 members that died in combat. Ones who refused to join were killed and ones who wanted revenge joined.

Osama Bin Laden: Finally I escaped those seal team six members.
Seal team 666: Hello.

by crigey 101 May 6, 2020