chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

pole cozy

another name for a stripper

"you still dating that pole cozy that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"

by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009

Breaking Poles

When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.

"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"

by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016

pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.

drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker

by wooooparty June 16, 2010

ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft November 11, 2015

Space Poles

Belief system

Don't you even know your best friends belief system?... space poles Sam

by SsabMurD August 26, 2023

Pole Park

A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.

Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.

by arizonateabb October 6, 2021