tornado fountain

an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night

by oldguard April 20, 2023

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

by ?Somone? November 15, 2022

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

fountain fisher

Jew, Jewish Individual

These fountain fishers keep low balling me.

by yyz99 November 28, 2024