Twitter

Social network domained mainly by the so called beliebers since every day there's a trending topic related to Justin Bieber. It is also a way for many people to enlarge their egos by the number of followers they have and how is bigger to the number of people they follow making them believe they're important.

Person 1: I have 65 followers in Twitter and I follow 100 people.
Person 2: I have 768 followers and I follow 76 people. I guess I'm a celebrity.

by Batmanfan1 January 5, 2012

tittery

to engage in acts of foolishness that may reflect negatively on ones sexuality.

i refuse to engage in such tittery

by karim October 21, 2004

Twitter Block

Something that occurs when you are about to tweet. You look at the question "What are you doing?" and realize that the answer is truly nothing. And just before you type something insanely ridonkulous, Twitter Block makes you leave the computer or hit a toolbar key.

Fred: What are you doing?

Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.

Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.

by greatlakestony May 13, 2009

Twitter

The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.

"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter who twit about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."

by Always_Tells_It_Like_It_Is May 20, 2010

twitter twat

A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.

Becky has become a twitter twat

by mangonzo April 28, 2010

Twitterbation

1. To follow oneself on the network site 'Twitter'

This phrase is coined by BellaFlan, the most awesomest FanFic writer ever

BellaFlan: Twitter just suggested I follow myself. isn't that like masturbation?
My Thoughts: No, its TWITTERbation.

by thatgirlwhoplaysCOD November 21, 2010

Twitter

A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens.

Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now.

Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now.

Ex: I'm eating.

Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb.

by Is it that obvious? December 10, 2009