Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

talking to callum

masturbating, its a codeword only the elitely sexy use, generally used around the midlands.

"Rosie was talking to callum for an hour last night"

"zav what are you doing?"
"erm talking to callum mum"

"callum what are those noises?"
"Im talking to callum mum!"

by zavier bailey August 23, 2007

taking the cat to the vet

a visit to the gynecologist

my son's girlfriend couldn't see him because she was "taking the cat to the vet".

by angela mauger February 10, 2008

talking slut

a girl who talks to a large amount of boys hoping to get a boyfriend but, never actually does anything that a slut would.

girl to random boy: hey!
boy: do I know you?
girl: yeah! well I know you.

boy: god she's such a talking slut

by lolllllllllllllllllllll6 August 13, 2010

Talking to Jack

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels

Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight

by Agonizing Vaginal Dryness October 9, 2011

taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

Talking Dollars

If someone is talking dollars it means they aren't making sense (cents). Used when someone says a something that makes no sense or isn't true.

Boy 1: Bro I'm using the Warriors in 2k17
Boy 2: If you think you can do that you're talking dollars

by Caswis123 July 12, 2016