A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.
"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
by Kellen C. July 7, 2004
Get the g-tardmug. by Escal0n January 17, 2009
Get the Tard Villagemug. Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.
Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
by Kezzzing December 8, 2009
Get the app-tardmug. a burger concocted by a handicapped individual that works in a fast food joint. Note: The burger is either the total opposite of what you wanted and/or gnarly looking.
Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
by manda[euphoria] June 27, 2008
Get the tard burgermug. Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006
Get the r tardmug. A retarded child whom acts out vulgar actions with total disregard of other, normal people's feelings. They are often found pushing people yet not being punished for their lude acts.
by Julio Sanchez September 25, 2005
Get the Mean-Tardmug. Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?
Guy 2- No
Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.
Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!
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Guy 2- No
Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.
Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!
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by Arjay3 October 21, 2010
Get the Cunt-Tardmug.