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selfish tank

a person who only cares about themself, and who gives up on purpose
--tennis origins--
by Mish and sam September 3, 2004
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slop tank

Rather unattractive totally smashed women who likes to take on several hot loads.
Last night I got so wasted I dumped my load into that slop tank
by JJDUBS34 November 18, 2019
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manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.
Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.
by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019
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Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
"You've just been tank wheeled!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009
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Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.
1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.
by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008
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tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.
That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!
by jo-bot April 15, 2009
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Spaff Tanks

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered
by demodays June 7, 2020
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