Table Kink

Having a table kink is when sexual intercourse occurs on ones table, enhancing the arousal even more due to the individuals desire to be fucked/fucking on a table

I would like to try out my table kink

by slut4urmom May 30, 2022

Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.

Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !

by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018

table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018

table smack

when you get so mad you have to smack the damn table

me: if u say that again ima table smack
her: NO NO NO NO NO

by pd_fi January 11, 2021

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023