Electro Swing

When you attach jumper cables to your scrotum, then attach the jumper cables to a car battery.

Instant erection

Chad went to town electro swing style last night

by The Ranger June 2, 2019

Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

by Gluttonous April 29, 2009

Swine Twine

The length of ribbon, rope, wire, etc...that one uses in the act of Swine Tying.

I need about 15 feet of good Swine Twine to make sure that my slave is tied up very tightly!

by MZ CINNAMON July 16, 2008

swing hard

a kid who dresses like an asshole

ASS HOLES that swing hard
jingly clothes wearing ass holes

ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.

by claudia torres June 19, 2008

Swinerd

one who spends an inordinate amount of time reading and talking about Swine Flu, Mexico, and border security.

That Swinerd can't stop talking about surgical mask stocks.

Thus Always to (Swinerds)

by Man on a Raft April 30, 2009

Swine Flu

a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype

guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.

by Your Doctor. February 8, 2010

Swine Flu

A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.

"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"

by johndoeaa October 21, 2009