saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy

dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag

by CS March 11, 2005

Sudden Mall Disease

A condition always in males that comes about when you see the mall from the highway. Your teeth clench your hand firmly goes around your wallet and will not let go, the arches in your feet already start to ache and you start to quiver. Getting out of the car is very hard since your body has gone rigid and your hand is still over your wallet.

We were driving down the highway when I spotted the mall and Sudden Mall Disease or SMD came over me.

by Wayne Schultz January 18, 2009

Saddlebacking

Tto have protected (with a condom) anal sex.

As barebacking is to have unprotected anal sex, saddlebacking is to wear a condom during anal sex.

by SPENGLER2 January 22, 2009

saddleback

A position that gay men love

Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!

by Spike July 29, 2003

saddle bags

very saggy breast that appear to be deflatted. nice breast that have size to them my have a nice hang, however saddle bags look nasty and sometimes wrinkly. the nipples may point to the floor. they lay flat on the woman body without nice shape.

by charmain September 11, 2003

Scuddler

To be extremely crafty or sneaky, usually associated with sexual sneakiness. Annie tends to be a scuddler with boys.

The boy scuddled his hand up the girls shirt without her even noticing.

by Sara is No Scuddler June 6, 2005

Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle

Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."

by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011