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watermelon student 

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.
That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.
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Bad Student

(n.) Someone who isn't prepared for class, eg. forgot materials needed to complete assignments or someone not paying attention in class
Person 1: Dude can you toss me a pencil? I forgot mine

Person 2: My god, you are such a bad student

LEGO Stud 

Talking about how that person’s penis is sooooo small.
My friend, Sammy, has a LEGO Stud
LEGO Stud by Suckle CN July 3, 2018

student ghetto

n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.

Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)
Parent: "The area around the University looks awful!" Tour guide: "Don't worry, ma'am, it's just a student ghetto."

studying psychology 

To not be presently engaged in an activity of note.

The following responses to the subsequent question are all equivalent.
Me: Hey man, what are you up to?

Charlie: Just fucking the dog.
Charlie: Jack all.
Charlie: Fuck all.
Charlie: Studying psychology.
slang for when someone is very attractive
Julian is the biggest stud there is!
stud by cvgx December 3, 2015
African American term derived from "studying", which means that you're not worried about something or someone, and they're not even worth your time.
"Dude, I ain't studdin' that character, he's just talkin' smack."
studdin by Terry February 16, 2005