nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.

Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”

by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

scratchyoneck

moded)wrong not right said to put in place

LOS ANGELES 80'S SLANG

KID1:TODAY SHREK 2 COMES OUT
kid2:NA UHH ITS TOMMORROW
kid3:AH-HA SCRATCHYONECK

by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005

squatchify

to disrupt a discussion with irrelevant and incorrect assumptions and proclamations.

Kevin tried to squatchify the conversation by comparing monkeys to porcupines.

by Steven "Genius" Wilson April 3, 2006

scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

Scratchworthy

When something is particularly lucky, beneficial and positive, leading one's desire to purchase a Scratchie, as a means of continuing their good fortunes.

"Today was totally Scratchworthy!"

by KingOfTheLimbo October 16, 2008