Landlord Sprinter

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019

Sprinkler Head

When a person performs oral sex and salivates a large amount.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me some wicked sprinkler head!

by butters623 June 3, 2009

sphinter

A term used to describe a male who is a badass at almost anything they do.

"Man that guy Greg sure is a sphinter, he sure knows how to reel in the ladies."

"Kid Rock is an American Sphinter!"

by Mayskilla23 June 6, 2018

yellow sprinkler

When you pee on an unexpecting person

Hey i just gave that guy a yellow sprinkler

by Booby Miles March 15, 2007

Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.

her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.

by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 22, 2011

Jerry Springer World

a world where people live in mayhem includes people with baby daddy drama, in-law incest, cheaters, tramps who will sleep with their mothers boyfriend, men who knock up tramps and then refuse to support the children they have created, people who have 4 children together and have been engaged for 6 months in hope of maybe getting married one day, women who have slept with so many losers in the same week that they cannot even figure out who the looser is that knocked them up, men who have 18 children and no job among others

Good back to your Jerry Springer World and stay out of my life

by voodoomutt October 5, 2011

Semen Sprinkler

When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.

Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.

by Kristovguy June 15, 2017