splintax

AKA Scott Young.
Asshole second to only that of Ben Guinery.

Maftei: Oh noes, splintax tried to break into my house.
G-Nat: Asshole.

by G-Nat December 25, 2004

Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Shlinglang

An extremely old man's penis.

The first batman has a shlinglang.

by HoboInBox June 12, 2010

Shlint

Cotton underwear leavings (lint) mixed with digestive tract end product (shit) typically found caught up in anal hair.
shit + lint = shlint

When Jimmy dropped trou he repulsed all with the excessive shlint obscuring his full moon.

by sir crapalot June 7, 2011

Salina

Salina is a very sensitive girl with a bit of chav inside her. She wears on a dress but secretly acts like she got a tracksuit. I would'nt really get into a Salina's way. Salina's are dangerous. Salina's have a nice voice, find yourself a chav Salina. You heard it here first.

Boy: Yo I like that tracksuit!
Salina: Yh, it's burberry bitch.

by notyouraveragechav March 26, 2019

Bling Sling

A unique collectible designer credit or debit card cover. The Bling Sling covers the back side of any standard plastic card such as; credit and debit cards, gift cards, VIP cards even driver's licenses. It provides protection from the stripe being damaged or your signature wearing off. It stays on the card, your "Bling", while it's being swiped, as the Bling Sling folds back to expose the stripe. The front provides the "Bling" with cool full color graphics under a clear domed coating. It magnifies the graphic giving it a powerful 3D effect.

For businesses, the Bling Sling is the most powerful marketing tool on earth. With their logo on the front, it is the most visible and personal interaction with new clients available today!

I just bought the Bling Sling with the leopard print cover, it's so cool!

by CalgaryDoll February 5, 2009