Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.

Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.

by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010

pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.

Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

sifty

A very dodgy person indeed. The kind of person who lurks in backgrounds, dodgy eyes, the works...

Look at that sifty bastard over there

by MattyP April 18, 2005

sifting

A little known, but still kickass, song by Nirvana. Was on their first album, Bleach, which was recorded for around $600 dollars and went on to only sell around 35,000 copies, showing little hint that Nevermind would leave them as rock legends.

Sifting-

Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Preacher said

"Don't have nothing for you"

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?

by Rush8192 September 25, 2005

spictalian

Somebody that is half italian half hispanic. Very dirty term. Used ALOT in Escondido.

Look at that fugly spictalian over there.

by NicolasSmithi September 10, 2006

shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.

Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."

by adirondak April 14, 2012

siftb

Acronym for 'Suck It From The Back.'

"Hey Nick u were suppose to turn right there."

Nick: "SIFTB"

by huge salad October 9, 2011