spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

Shoong

When you're on the way to get some poons

I'll hit you later bro, bouta get some shoong.

by MR. Aquafina May 1, 2023

Silver spoon Haze

A very potent form of haze known for its bronze color, and very potent smell.

That silver spoon haze got me blasted last night son Twice

by S Marcus March 31, 2007

squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.

OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!

by The smile revolution January 21, 2009

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012