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by Pam Anderson lmao November 28, 2021
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The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
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Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022
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Who is Sauron ?

Who do you think plays Sauron ? Is it you or is it someone else ? Is it someone you love ? Like ? Or someone you hate ?
What do you guys think ? Sauron a guy or a girl

Who is Sauron ?
by urbandictionaryvea November 19, 2022
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Dick-a-saurus

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.
Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023
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Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).
The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.
by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023
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fuck-a-sauras

definition: a person who gives a shit about everything way too much
synymoms: nosey, over-curious
Sam: "dude you're such a fuck-a-sauras, go fuck yourself"
by Iheartsiosomuch January 27, 2024
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