Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

Spaniconda

The spaniconda is an adjective used for describing a deep sexy male spanish accent or people known as "Chad's ". the spaniconda can be found in only a few modern people the main example is Antonio Banderez.

old man : my son ,with great heritage comes ridiculous powers.
grandson: like what pops
*old man pats his grandkids head*
grandpa: it can be anything from a ridiculous moustache , a mounties uniform, or the spaniconda.

by CaptainCox August 30, 2018

spanitude

Spanish attitude

Spanitude are all Spanish and or Latin women with extra character.

by Argentinean November 13, 2013

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016

Spazic

A retard who can't speak English

Lewis said to Reece your a spazic

by Reece_eghatch May 26, 2016

Spanish whistle

Spanish woman with a missing tooth giving a blow job.

Guadalupe, missing a tooth, was able to give a spanish whistle.

by By the lake chick May 27, 2016

spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016