California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

by Chef Tione January 5, 2020

sober irishman

A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.

Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!

The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!

by tychojim January 12, 2004

sobertard

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.

I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.

by BrickNoms October 17, 2021

California sober

Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021

sober cobra

A guy that goes to a party sober and prays on intoxicated girls

"Dude Cal hasn't had one drink but he's going sober cobra on all these girls."

by asapjack September 21, 2014

Soberist

The most pathetic human beings on earth. They believe in soberism and stopping ganja's ways.

I can't believe Luke tapped out on the blunt. He's such a soberist

by Nguyenchominh October 25, 2017

Sobelli

A faggot who likes it up his ass now and then. Has the smallest cock in the world, every girl that sees it pitys him and just laughs. Has a weird fetish to shove dead rabbits up has ass. He has nick names such as cum gargler, cum dumpster, stub hub, and ass licker. He is over is a slut who rarely takes a shower and likes to rub peanut butter in his asshole and lets his dog eat it. gg

1. Faggot is a faggor
2. Sobelli has smelly balls
3. Sobelli is a Beastiality lover

by Swegsweg74 July 18, 2014