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Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.
I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.
by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018
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Solid Snake

A fictional character based on a United States military special operative. He was originally seen in the 'Metal Gear' video game series of the 1980s.
Solid Snake is an excellent soldier.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
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Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system
Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.
by The Poop Goblin May 2, 2018
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Snaking and Taking

When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.
I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"
by Michael James Dean May 15, 2019
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flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.
Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.
by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018
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Hard Snake

Another term for boner and/or erection
Mark had a Hard Snake after talking to Grace
by ThatOneChick May 26, 2006
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where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"
1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".
by em-dash July 5, 2009
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