Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.

by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017

Sweat Snack

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon

I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

Bitch Snack

Equating someone or their genitalia to a small meal for women that no red blooded male would be bothered eating.

"Man that guy in the corner has been staring at me all night im gonna punch his face in"

"Nah dont worry bout him he's just a Bitch snack"

"Dude my girlfriend actually likes that Justin Bieber Kid"

"Really? Man he is such a Bitch Snack"

"Man i saw that guy in the locker room the other day his dick is a Bitch Snack"

by Darth Aza January 8, 2012

butter snack

When you cum in a girls mouth during fellatio.

I wouldn't let my girlfriend kiss me after I gave her a butter snack.

by TreyIII December 29, 2013

sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022