Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.

Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers

by jv3 February 13, 2015

Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.

Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.

by SanishPoe November 3, 2015

Bowl Smasher

Someone (usually called Eddie) who produces a really huge turd that is very loud and audible to the other occupants of the house.

"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."

by r3s0n4t0r November 5, 2015

gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.

Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.

by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015

Book smasher

A person who reads booka for entertainment

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun

by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016

pussy smasher

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever

Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher

by queenmami July 20, 2016