sitcoma

A state of being hooked on a particular tv show and being unable to get out of bed until all episodes are watched

Sorry I didn't come out last night, I've been in a sitcoma all week

by Павел August 16, 2014

stomach scar

When you hit it so hard you give her scars on her stomach

I gave her stomach scars last night

by ezmoneyy April 28, 2015

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

Stoma lips

When you have too much anal sex and receive an elective surgery for a colostomy and request for the stoma to be in the shape of lips

Alicia finally got her colostomy so her husband could go to town on her stoma lips .

by Alexcamp2011 May 30, 2017

stomach gettin on fat fat

When yo think yo ass is fine but you really gainin weight like a fucking freight train.

Friend 1: You needa find you a man!
Friend 2: Girl, I can't. I know I'm fine but damn!
Friend 1: You betta find you a man that likes you for you cause yo stomach gettin on fat fat.

by pseudonym1100098 June 3, 2017

Stoma Stuffer

The act of fucking a throat stoma until you cum in it and choke the person.

I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.

by Peesalot July 15, 2017

stomach dart

A gas station hot dog rolled in grease which enables the dog to fire down the back of the throats in one fell swoop.

Dude I think I shit out those stomach darts faster than I ate them.

by Nitrous Jahxide August 11, 2017