simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 19, 2019

simonnnnne

Variant of simonne. A shower, preferably in a fraternity house with a member of the opposite sex.

I just had the greatest simonnnnne in the delt house yesterday!

by Swift Kick to the Head November 10, 2004

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018

Simon Cowell

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.

Simon Cowell is sexy.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005