shootin fetals

having unprotected relations with a pregnant milf, and dumping your load deep in the cookie jar.

I let John know that my alibi for missing the game last night was that I had been shootin fetals with a hot MILF from my yoga class.

by Sir Spanish Armada February 20, 2009

shootin' e-curls

Derived from the slang term: "Shoot the Curl" heard by surfer's when they mean to ride the inside of a wave.
(ie: to surf the web)

"Hey, what's goin' on tonight?"

"Not much, shootin' e-curls"

"...........eh??........."

by fuckhead joe March 6, 2009

Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011

Shorting

Using short responses via text message to show you are mad

I was texting my girlfriend last night and she was totally shorting me!

by wrangler101 February 6, 2015

Schooting

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

Shorting

A financial term of making money when the markets are red going down to a lower price.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.

Leo Miamii said to short BA ! He made a lot of money shorting!

by One World Anarchy November 16, 2020

shooting match

Your entire efforts to achieve a goal through an inter-related, and sometimes complex, series of tasks. Usually preceded by the word "whole" as in "the whole shooting match"; alternatively "the whole shootin' match"

When Johnny got caught cheating on his wife - he lost the whole shooting match.
game project enterprise

by ekks September 14, 2010