Shat

an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Chat'

when someone says something terrible or generic a reply can simply be one word:

"Shat"

usually shouted at the top of ones voice

by suchghat May 6, 2011

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat

this word can be used in multiple situations.

“he called me ugly, i hope he’s shat.”
“i’m so shat. i’m wheezing bro”
“you’re the worst person on this earth, i’m shat”
“bitch made me upset. i’m shat.”

by batgrl February 13, 2021

Shat

A cat that looks like a sheep

"Hey Brian do you see that sheep cat over there? "Its called a shat"

by Ttttttttteeeeeaaaaammmmmm December 6, 2019

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017

snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 12, 2022

Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.

Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.

by texaspride1 January 11, 2012