Diaper Scruncher

Description of the feeling you get when your nervous. When you get so nervous you could just poop a diaper.

I was so nervous about my interview I was a diaper scruncher.

by Leaha & Kristina April 17, 2009

shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017

Sconce

A sconce is a nigger by nature, with variations relating to the stupidness that engolfs people from time to time

Quit being such a sconce

by Wop_Genius January 13, 2011

sconch

A term used to describe some pornagraphic material featuring a naked woman, and acts of a sexual nature featuring the woman.

"Hey mate, have you got any sconch i can look at?"

by K4rlos July 7, 2006

scrunch

Another word for scrumping, hunching, boinking, or sexing.

When we're alone, we enjoy scrunching.

by Alissa August 21, 2003

scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.

Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.

by TekRant June 16, 2010

Scunny

Something that is scary but funny at the same time.

When we broke into that house it was so scunny!

by Jimmerr September 4, 2009