Schumoring

The act of stealing someone's joke and replicating extremely poorly.

Joe was caught schumoring at the bar. He was thrown out immediately.

by thisismeID July 20, 2025

Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset

Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes”
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”

by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.

“We got a floater”
“So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome”

by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025

scrumpdidilydumpious

Nothing to do with Diddy or anything like that; it simply means delicious, as it relates to edibles.

The food at this place was totally scrumpdidilydumpious. Would recommend.

by the_og_foo January 7, 2026

Moritz Schumann

A cool Guy

Hey! This Guy is Moritz Schumann

by hidethepainharoldxd November 21, 2018

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

Abigail Schumacher

who u take ur trauma out on

You just got mauled by a rooster? Better call Abigail Schumacher!

by rkbro November 23, 2021