The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.
Like depression.
Like depression.
Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
by Sybyll_Masters May 15, 2019
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No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.
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Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).
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Get the Schrodinger's Dealer mug.When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
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Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day
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Get the Schrodinger's Graze mug.When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment
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