schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker

girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker

by yumclump September 18, 2017

Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision

With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.

by Hiemie April 7, 2018

Schloagine

A schloagine is an admirer of schloaginite's who wield schloa's which are very small swords.

For more details see Schloa and Schloaginite.

The poor man was ridiculed for wielding a schloa. That was before he found Mr. Smith's daughter who has always been quite the schloagine. She understands the schloanic art very well.

by WSama August 22, 2018

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

Schlongulus Prime

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.

“Noot has a Schlongulus Prime“

by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019