Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

by hobosd August 7, 2009

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Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

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Santa Fe Sausage Roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.

by mannymal July 3, 2011

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An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

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santantrum

the result of throwing a fit, especially if it has a religious connotation to it.

Don't be all in my face because I don't believe, bro. You don't have to get all santantrum with me!

by jquebby January 6, 2012

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Santaspicious

When children come of a certain age and become suspicious of all of the creepy, invasive, magical, mysterious actions that Santa is supposed to do, but their fervently passionate holiday crazed parents do instead.

"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"

by Darth Nyki December 27, 2014

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