sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

by aum108 April 26, 2010

Sandarvis

The swankiest person in the world. This person often grabs the attention of all the women in the room. He is usually the center of attention, and everybody wants to be their friend.

Did you see Sandarvis, I wish he would be my friend!

by Swanky Sally August 22, 2011

socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017

Salty Sandman

When you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and cum in her eyes. With the cum still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the bitch unconscious. When she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried semen will have cemented them shut.

Did you hear last night Bobby gave that Elise slut a salty sandman? The blind bitch was stumbling around like Helen Keller.

by Tommy Gufano March 4, 2009

sandbags

When there is an extreme case of saggin titties.

When you walk and kick your titties simultaneously.

Low perkiness, high saggage

Don't know body want to see them sandbags.

Do they even make bras for those sandbags?

Look she steppin on her sandbags.

by none January 30, 2005

sandbag

Derogatory Naval Reserve term for any member of the Army Reserve.

He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's only a sandbag.

by Snake October 26, 2005

Sandbags

A woman with the tits that are sagging.
They gives her black eyes when she runs.

Alanna Cross, Deer Lake Nl i.e. Sandbags

by quackermcquakerson March 30, 2011