Samuel L. Jackson

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.

If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?

by BombACat July 18, 2010

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Samuel Arnold

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.

Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.

by Kevin James III May 11, 2019

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Samiul

A gay retard

Hey is that a samiul. Lol could never be me.

by Notasamiul July 18, 2022

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Samuel

Samuel is definitely gay and a virgin at the same time. He sometimes puts up a very disappointed appearance, but that is to hide his deep insecurities, instead giving other people depression

Chris: Samuel and i are gay for each other
Samuel: Oh yeah definitely

by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020

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Samuel P. Holland

A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.

A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.

by aprettycoolguy August 14, 2011

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