Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.

The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.

by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019

sally the salty

Sally is salty.

Sally the salty is salty as salt.

by dedre September 8, 2020

Stinging Sally

Getting stung by a bee on your penis in order to permanently enlarge it.

Ted: did you hear that jack got a Stinging Sally done the other day?

Ned: no way, did it actually work?

Ted: yeah according to him it grew 7/8 of an inch.

by sassmate 01 December 12, 2024

saggy sallys

pet name for a ladys breasts, normally used when the pertness has gone and they droop towards the ladys' knees

Me: i love to see you naked, you have fab tits
Lady: dont get your hopes up darlin' my tits are real saggy sallys

by greenskill October 13, 2014