rubber band man 

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.

If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.

rubber band man by fishpaw February 19, 2009

Rubber Duck 

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.

"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."

Rubber Duck by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009

Rubber Repeat 

The practice of reusing the same condom over and over until it is totally worn out (breaks).

"Man, I started doing the Rubber Repeat like you told me and I'm saving a ton on condoms!"

Rubber Repeat by The Second-Hand Condom Man August 26, 2011

Rubber Nipple 

stretchy, silly puddy-like nipples

Jeff: "see that chick? I totally hit that"
David: "really? me too! did you play with her rubber nipples?"
Jeff: "yea, i pulled em so long they hung to her belly button"

Rubber Nipple by pirate_wendy December 15, 2008

Rubber band guy 

That guy. He conducts the rubber band at the circus.

who's that guys with the stick, pointing at that rubber band? duh you fucking motard, that's the rubber band guy!

Rubber band guy by MeowMixer October 5, 2004

Rubber side down 

Phrase used meaning you did not fall over. Comes from the understanding that rubber is the material on the bottom of your shoes.

Friend- Dude, you were white girl wasted last night!

Friend 2- At least I kept it rubber side down.

Rubber side down by hiker605 May 6, 2015

rubber ducky 

when you hump a chick with a rubber on,then pull out ,pull it off and slap her in the face with the rubber

Last night I gave thie whore the sickest rubber ducky.

rubber ducky by dirty few August 3, 2008