Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together

We were doing the roastbeef shuffle

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Roast Beef Rainbow

(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.

"Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"

by Adit June 15, 2008

Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.

Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?

by gngrtbag January 9, 2011

Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.

Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.

by Anal8 September 12, 2013

roasted

To get high from smoking alot of marijuhana

i was so roasted last night!

by Big Chief February 3, 2003

roxasneo

a sexy shoeless god of war and flame, he believes that communism will rule one day, and all the separate country's will join together into one giant union on equality... but only after there is a 50 year revolution rising up against the oppressors and giving everybody equality, he can be found on many online video games including tf2

hes real, Google him, go to Google and put in "roxasneo"

by roxasneo April 20, 2009