A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.
My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.
by Tmoorecmooretacomunch January 04, 2021
I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.
by badger6666 February 22, 2013
by mooongirl April 26, 2011
A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.
by idkwhyiwrotethese August 01, 2018
When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011
THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW is like a redneck court
I'M gonna take my sister to the jerry springer show to get married by the REV. Snorr because it's the redneck court
by willy51$4 April 20, 2010