dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

by chrism July 4, 2004

Filthy Ramone

Pronounced (Fill-Thee-Rah-Mown)
noun, verb: The Distant cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Ramone takes pride in using his cock to make the moustache rather than the index finger of said man. Thus the act includes: Laying the bone anally, and proceeding to remove said man's penis from said woman's asshole, and whiping the fecal matter on said womans upper lip. This creates a dirty shit moustache similar, but far more severe than that of the Dirty Sanchez. Use extreme caution when performing. That shit stannngggsss.

1) Bro, I wanted to give her a Dirty Sanchez last night, but I said "Fuck it!", I'm giving her a Ramone.
2) Stacey: "Yeah, he gave me a filthy ramone last night, I feel like crap"
Julie: "You think that's bad! Mine gave me a Dirty Russian!

by Mister Meat December 14, 2009

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

pure reason

The method of drawing conclusions based solely on self evident facts, the implications of self evident facts or thought experiments.

Communism is inherently flawed and I can prove it with pure reason.

by Curious Moose199 May 21, 2017

the reason you're not vegetarian

bacon....

:)

"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

by MyNameDoesn'tHaveToBeKnown June 6, 2017

Keep the Reason!

Keep the Reason is the motto of the atheist, rationalist, and Reasonist. Like the theist will say, "Keep the Faith!" the Reasonist says, "Keep the Reason!" because reason is how we understand the world and our universe.

Theist: Hey, keep the faith, friend.
Reasonist: Thanks, but I'd rather Keep the Reason!

by Keep The Reason January 4, 2012

Shiela Mae Ramon

Beauty and handsome girl. Obsessed with Justin Bieber

Shiela Mae Ramon is Maganda

by Maymaybieber March 7, 2022