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coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024
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self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself
Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant
by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024
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Coke rant

Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch was definitely on a coke rant.
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coke rant

A heated and emotional tirade committed by someone, usually a public figure of high importance or popularity, where they exhibit odd and unusual behaviors often attributed to drug addiction.
Mike: Did you see Nicki Minaj’s recent Tweets?
Molly: Here she goes again with another coke rant!
by demomorph May 5, 2024
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The Ransome man A

Extremely handsome whose dads sock failed
Damn Alex your such an The Ransome man A can’t believe how sexual u are
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The Ransome man A

Extremely handsome whose dads sock failed
Damn Alex your such an The Ransome man A can’t believe how sexual u are
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A rant about this web

Hi,
It's Monroe here, I'm gonna rant about this web rn.
This web contains offensive / derogatory jokes, weird stuff and other things that are problematic.
Okay. First of all. Why is the moderation not that strict? it's just not that strict. it's not really strict at all. it's just like not strict at all. it's like bad.
Second of all. Why do alot of people not click the flag button? it's terrible.
Third of all. Why do alot of people ignore the "never post hate speech or people's personal information", It's located right at your eyes. it doesn't want you to do those. Why do you ignore it?
Fourth of all. Why do people literally make fun of religions, like seriously. it's bad and it's offensive. we have to respect religions and please just not make fun of them or anything. it's just hurtful, like so hurtful. you have to get therapy.

Here's to say stuff.
I am not trying to harass, Make fun of the web, or anything.
Because I just don't really like this website, it just makes me upset, Because of those. I am extremely aware of most of the people on this website, Please dont try to harass me or anything else that's negative.

-Monroe
This is a rant about this website, It's not meant or supposed to spread negativity or anything else. it's supposed and meant to rant most of the people who made dictionaries or words that are offensive, rude and problematic or the whole moderation of this web.
by viktor56 June 23, 2025
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