Iam “Oh! Right! I remember the question! Ok... I wanted to save this one for in-person but I’ll do it now. I’ve been sitting of this one for a minute. How self-evidently real is reality to you? Does it vary from moment to moment? Did I do this one already? Yeah. How real is it? Scale of 1 (1 being Twilight Zone-esque surreality) to 10 (10 being “AGH! SHIT I’M ACTIVELY BEING STABBERED). Mine varies. I’m usually at a 6. Sometimes when I’m alone in my room I’m at a 4 or a 3. 1 when I’m high (it gets real weird). 8 when I’m drunk. I’m usually inside my own head most of the time so I’m not usually paying attention to it but it’s seems about right most of the time. When it doesn’t it really doesn’t.
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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Hym "To answer your question, Yes. The first time I did it begrudgingly, at someone else's behest. Tried to convince them not to do it or to do it in a way that wasn't fucking retarded. Seriously. If you're going to commit fraud, do not let the ring leader be a fat bald retard. Second time was compensatory. She was fucking the retard. She was talking about how much she loves fat cocks and she locked eyes with a cripple for a full 7 count. She fucked him. Which means.... there aren't any cameras here. And to tolerate that shit costs way more than I was being paid. Why should I be forced to eat the cost? I don't think I should have to do that. So, I didn't. Hit them with a little 'labor inflation' and send a few thousand 'emails' asking where the fuck that prostitute was keeping my money and allowed them to compensate me for services rendered. Wasn't enough obviously. My payment remains incomplete. Interest is building.... 🤷 I still maintain that I am fairly morally grey. For now at least."
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Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.
Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.
Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!
Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!
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- adj. Describes someone who accepts that the concepts of established fact and reality are malleable. Referring to someone as a questionist implies that they embrace the concept that absolute truths, facts, standards, or "correct" or "true" beliefs exist only within the mind of those who hold these concepts as absolute.
- noun One who believes or accepts that there are no absolute truths, facts or concrete concepts , esp. things such as: established standards, ideals, authority, religious beliefs, moral standards, or "normality".
A strange twist and defining characteristic of the questionist, is that these entities or individuals, can be resistant to questioning of their own standards, ideals, beliefs, or perceived truths. Unfortunately this trait works against the questionist and the mindset of questioning the status quo being more readily accepted into society and culture.
A special side note: The enthusiasm and even at times, zealotry with which questionists will defend their own standards, ideals, beliefs, and truths over someone else's is an impressive display, rivaled only by the Vokelkop's Superb Bird of Paradise which lives in the forests of New Guinea.
- adj. Describes someone who accepts that the concepts of established fact and reality are malleable. Referring to someone as a questionist implies that they embrace the concept that absolute truths, facts, standards, or "correct" or "true" beliefs exist only within the mind of those who hold these concepts as absolute.
- noun One who believes or accepts that there are no absolute truths, facts or concrete concepts , esp. things such as: established standards, ideals, authority, religious beliefs, moral standards, or "normality".
A strange twist and defining characteristic of the questionist, is that these entities or individuals, can be resistant to questioning of their own standards, ideals, beliefs, or perceived truths. Unfortunately this trait works against the questionist and the mindset of questioning the status quo being more readily accepted into society and culture.
A special side note: The enthusiasm and even at times, zealotry with which questionists will defend their own standards, ideals, beliefs, and truths over someone else's is an impressive display, rivaled only by the Vokelkop's Superb Bird of Paradise which lives in the forests of New Guinea.
adj. - Yes, Frank is a questionist, he questions whether microwaves actually heat the food, or if we just believe they do, so that we just think we're burning our mouths on the pizza rolls.
noun - The questionist grew frustrated with the professor describing the physics concepts of as fact.
The questionist fought to have the concept of binary genders removed from the advertising literature used by their company
noun - The questionist grew frustrated with the professor describing the physics concepts of as fact.
The questionist fought to have the concept of binary genders removed from the advertising literature used by their company
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