Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.

Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.

by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020

Inversely proportional

The opposite to directly proportional. A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = k/x, where k is a constant value.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.

Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.

The speed of an object is inversely proportional to the time taken to travel the distance.

by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021

chicano proposal

when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.

Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?

Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.

by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022

Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.

Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.

by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017

Wheel of Enormous Proportions

A jackbox party pack 8 game, it's a trivia game but it does not matter if you are smarter than everyone else when you also need Luck in the Winner Wheel Portion. At the end of the game, the Big Wheel will answer the question either provided or your own question you ask at the beginning of the game. Answers may Vary, the wheel can either be truthful but it can also Scar you for life, but the wheel lies about 99% of the time and that 1% is it is not sure.

With the Wheel of Enormous Proportions

by PatrickMat March 1, 2022

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

Idk figure it out

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019

proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

by Benchamin February 4, 2014