My Professor Is a Cunt

That one bitch, called McAvey that you fucking hate, because a response to an email is, "Your essay is good" and never response again.

Man my professor is a cunt, she never does anything properly.

by B O I March 8, 2017

medical professional

A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.

Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

Professional

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

Da Professor

Da Professor is an awesome fish at Pickering valley feed and farm, a pet store. He is known for huge ass eyes that look somewhat like glasses and make him seem intelligent (because he is!). He is scheming right now to make it out of his tank.

oh shit! da professor finally made it out of his tank!

by shananogins March 10, 2005

professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 26, 2007

professer

not to be confused with professor, a professer is one who professes things. no degree is required.

dovid was a professer of math. didnt know a lot of it but always talked about it.

by Meir Hashas April 6, 2015

The Professional

Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.

I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.

by Mrk T January 1, 2008