priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

priest hole

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019

Priestley protector

A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.

Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH

by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019

Preston Fire

An initial burst of enthusiasm over a potentially better life... usually associated with low end tech companies such as JTI.

Damn this Preston Fire is got me feeling like suicide is not the answer.r

by d1rtydancer June 11, 2019

priestitute

A woman who thinks she was called to be a member of the clergy.

"Look, that woman thinks she's a reverend! She's a priestitute!"

by Liberservative July 7, 2019

Prestige Care

Polishing your dick with coconut oil

Yo I'ma go give my dick some prestige care.

by Prestigiousman April 8, 2020

Preston Handcock

MegaMind.

Megamind is like a Preston Handcock

by Preston/ July 21, 2020