hittin' porcelain

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

by BoLiverwurst March 26, 2008

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Manolo probe

When you stick the heel of an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass.

I gave him a Manolo probe only after he promised me a new pair of Leopard d'Orsays.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

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priya price

A female with big tits and a big butt. She is a pornstar who loves what she does. She has hazel eyes and almond skin with juicy lips.

Hey you should watch Priya Price. She is really sexy.

by Killerflash July 17, 2017

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stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by JT October 4, 2004

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Arabian Anal Probe

When a middle eastern man fucks a goat and proceeds to insert his disease infested penis into your asshole while you sleep.

I received an Arabian Anal Probe last night.

by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017

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porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011

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