Dead president

JIMMY IS DEAD!!!! HE'S SO 100!!!!!

He's a dead president, and he died now!

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls March 21, 2016

the president of the world

the president of the world is lu she is the most interesting person alive, obama’s best friend.

person: “ lu is the funniest person alive”
person2: “ I totally agree 💯💯”
The president of the world: “ boi what tha fak”

by slipknotlover0.68.0 August 20, 2021

Kamala Harris, MY president.

Kamala Harris is my president and your president and will and forever serve America, as Kamala Harris said “Did you fall out of a coconut tree” an infamous quote, that will be forever be the anthem of America, forever and always. KAMALA FOREVER.

I like Kamala Harris, MY president. serves America forever and always!

by fEMIninomenonLovelY March 15, 2025

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.

If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.

by Glide08 January 1, 2017

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on

She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.

Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions

by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023