Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 13, 2024

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Port Chester Slap

the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.

Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.

by userxx35s#x November 09, 2022

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Port D'or

A small island populated entirely by questionable people. Port D'or doesn't ask too many questions, a haven for criminals and undesirables of all kind

1) Yo, where you off to this weekend again?
2) Port D'or!
1) Sick, I hear you can get up to all sorts there, I might go soon too

by ChamJops September 05, 2021

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