Police-sexual

A person sexualy atrracted to police officers

Also what the fuck is wrong with you

Person:Im attracted to police officers, I'm police-sexual

Police:hi

Person:EEEEEEEE

by What-is-wrong-with-you June 23, 2020

Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.

Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...

by bullharbour November 10, 2012

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.

Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?

by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018

Police Theater

An organized attempt by demonstrators to provoke police into over-reacting through the use of aggressive taunts, thrown projectiles, and property damage, thereby creating a media spectacle.

After dumpsters were set on fire, the demonstration quickly deteriorated into police theater.

by Fischbyne April 21, 2021

VA POLICE

A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!

Look there’s a VA Police Officer.

by Willciglio November 8, 2018

police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.

My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.

by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023