slosh pocket

noun-an utterly blown out, lifeless and grey excuse for a pussy who's hole is as deep and wide as the pockets on a pool table. Found most often in poor white trailer trash bitches with platinum blond hair and brown or black roots as well as your run of the mill bar fly.

Good lord man, you would have to tie a board to your ass not to get lost in that nasty bitches slosh pocket.

by b. robertson June 4, 2007

Pennsylvania hot pocket

The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it

Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket

by getting it done December 9, 2013

Outta Pocket

PIMP slang for when a hoe starts actin up.

Yo man your hoe is straight outta pocket

Bitch you outta pocket shut the fuck up.

by Wishful Thinking December 28, 2005

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009

mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Canadian Hot Pocket

The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.

Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.

by epixoip November 12, 2012

twat pocket

female genitalia

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.

by kristen renae September 11, 2003